Can I just say that you are a genius? My friend has some parents (duh!) who have filed for a divorce, and she laughed for the first time in ages when I read her a snippet of "An Urgent Message Of Wowness". The advice that Sylv gave was really helpful (though my friend didn't start stalking her dad on a scooter, partly because her sister owns the only one in her house – a pink, Barbie, tassled, neon, day-glo eye hazard that would get her caught in five seconds. Oh, well...) Thanks!
Scara